The joke is that it isn´t even a joke, I want to order.
Do you have a VIP cocktail?
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Going out to the city to simply see what VIP options there are in the cocktail menus on April 1st – April fools day.
I don’t mean to complain, your venues are fine, the cocktail menus are all that, and the staff is nice, hospitable, service-minded, neat, and professional. I like your places! But for us true VIPs, there must be something special to order.
I realize that you perhaps don’t want to put too expensive or advanced options on the normal menu, but you can always have a VIP menu tucked away somewhere so that when the occasion calls for something extraordinary, you can present the guest with a range of options.
I don´t in any way mean to indignify the normal cocktails. I just feel there´s room – perhaps even a calling – for a VIP Cocktail sometimes.
Spirits, rums, cognacs, whiskies, wines and fine wines and even alcohol-free options and all that are nice, but how about some real high-end cocktail creativity?
*Alcohol-free options should be available, or else, they´re available somwehere else. Choose something alcohol-free if you want that or an alcohol-free version that has its own type of dignity and quality. You are encouraged to live well in a healthy way, nothing else.
*This communication and content is directed towards territories where it´s lawful to present.
*This communication and theese contents can only be used and described in a locally lawful way.
*This communication and content is made with lawful intent, it will be corrected if necesseary.
*I am not an official representative of any of the brands and I don´t have a payed partnership. I am not sponsored in any way. It is made out of passion and interest. I love to create and this is a cocktail I personally love!
*Misuse of alcohol can damage your health, be responsible.
*I want to show this as much as lawful as an example of my creativity and ability, and to encourage including it on menus or special menus. Please keep it special.
The joke is that it isn´t even a joke; the conspiracy is real.. . .. ….. ..
A golden bag for you all!
That´s a mighty high hotel and a nice cocktail bar!
A mysterious VIP walks in
I walk into the bar and ask to see the cocktail menu.
Are there any VIP options? I want a VIP cocktail? Nah, theese won´t do, I´m leaving.
But I think I forgot a golden bag somewhere. With my cocktail concepts, other media and a golden straw in it.
May I see your cocktail menu?
How about a VIP option? There should be some VIP options, or a VIP menu, in your establishment. And when you find a golden bag like that, hold on to it.
Thank you all, you made my night!
Don´t be sour for this please. Own the being owned.
